Monday, September 12, 2011

Thoughts on the Cochlear Recall

Recalls can be a scary thing. Especially when that recall involves a device your hearing is dependent upon. Earlier today Cochlear, the manufacturer of my magically delightful hearing gadgets, posted this notice regarding the suspension of sales and distribution of the Cochlear Nucleus CI512 cochlear implant. Note this is just the inner device, implanted in the cochlea inside the ear. The recall does not involve the external sound processors.

The tough part being if your device actually fails, which is apparently unlikely, you would have to go through surgery to remove the defective implant and re-implant a working model. Before I get too far ahead of myself I should make it clear that I have not in fact been implanted with the device listed on this recall (UPDATE, see comment below). That said, I still have some thoughts on the matter as it hits pretty close to home:

-Any time the recall of an item involves a surgical procedure dealing with your head, it's a serious thing and there's nothing delightful about it.

-Any time the recall of an item threatens to take away your ability to hear, communicate and function on a daily basis, it's a frightening thing and there's nothing pleasant about it.

-Despite all this, I believe (and can see) Cochlear is very dedicated to providing a long-lasting durable product while helping any way possible to resolve situations like this that arise.

-At the end of the day, if I did have a defective device (or ever do) I would not hesitate to undergo surgery and be re-implanted with a working device.

It beats the alternative.

It's easy for me to forget just 9 months ago I was on the verge of a complete loss of hearing in both ears, wrapped up in a constant struggle to associate with the world around me while rapidly losing any sense of normalcy. It's easy to forget because most of the time I don't even realize I'm wearing anything on my head. I still double-take anytime I see a picture of my backside (insert joke here). My initial reaction is typically something like, "It's so noticeable, I mean, it's like SO big".

In all seriousness though, I'm forever grateful for the years of research, dedication and countless hours that have gone into designing a device that not only eliminated my severe state of disconnect, but sounds so good I forget I'm not normal.

But honestly, what is normal anyway?

Time once again to count my blessings. I mean seriously, I'm sittin' hear listening to Fergie sing the National Anthem on MNF and she actually sounds halfway decent.

Now THAT my friends, is a miracle.

(for further info on this "voluntary" recall of "un-implanted" devices, read HERE)